sexual orientation: nintendo

(Source: automobilefelinemammal)

nyublackneko:

And here I thought I had time before the game’s release, but I was a day behind. D:

Ah well…Hope it helps somewhat.

I chose a the same tool when I did Isabelle’s request. Will I be okay?…

sleepingwith-veils-ofmice:

chadleymacguff:

ziver:

ziver:

ziver:

so today, my dad told me of this restaurant he wants to open up called ‘Boners” and it’s just a bunch of men wearing only really tight Speedos, and the menu will consist of sausages & hot dogs. 

oh, and half off night will be when the men wear jock straps.

and he’s dead serious, his argument was, “if men can have Hooters, women should have this.”

your father is a saint

is your father jack barakat

alexds1:

visual representation of getting your period unexpectedly at work

you can’t unknow this